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Eating ass according to The New York Times will in fact reduce your risk for lung cancer by 30% this is because of the natural antioxidants found in the delecious crusty ring that forms around the anus

Eating ass is a signal of dominance among primates, in fact the redness of as baboons rectum is too attract other primates to eat it's asshole out not doing so is a sign of weakness

Eating as for 10 minutes a day will give you nearly 100% of your daily vitamin intake From vitamin A-E the natural nutrients provided by sweat, flakes and fecal matter around an anus will be more than enough

*Facts according to NAEA (national ass eating association)